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| ASSMASK Whoo! Assmask, baby come on Sit on my face like it was a dong Assmask, smiling bung Inside the glory hole I slip my tongue My nose violates Asshole dialates! Hooaahh! NECROLOVA Oh baby, you look so dead Why don't you come alive and give me head? Oh baby, yer purge tastes so sweet Why dont I stab yer mouth with my meat? YEAH!! Tight sexy rigor mortis cunt Cum in dat ass is what I want Probe my prick against yer stiff walls Oww baby yer giving me blue balls!!! Stab a trocar into yer gut Suck all the shit out of yer fucking butt Pack yer pooper to prevent a fart Erotically embalmed, you stole my heart Seal my bitch in a plastic suit Embalming my baby is such a hoot Stitch up her lips with barbed wire Girl, yer my one and only desire I wanna be yer necro lova Love you like no muthafuckin other Cum in yer puss and all over dat ass Girl yer the one with that rotten carcass Oh baby, you look so dead Why dont you come alive and give me head? Oh baby, yer purge tastes so sweet Why dont I stab yer mouth with my meat? CURBED Your face is smashed and you wonder why Yer fuckin lucky that you didnt die Literally a two faced bitch If you dont recognize you'll be in a ditch 'Cause I'm on a drunken rampage coming after you Kicked to the curb and there's nothing you can fucking do Your dome underneath my heel Unconscious, nothing you can feel Teeth and blood are scattered in the street The gutters are clogged with bone and meat Your face is rearranged into gorrific mutilation A disconected jaw is your initiation You've been curbed beeeoootch!!! You've been curbed beeotch, beeootch, beeeooottccchhh! BRASSKNUCKLE FISTFUCK Slip it on my fingers, knuckles made of brass Shine em up for lovin', shine em in yer ass Knuckles made for beating, now they go inside Brass knuckles are illegal, in your ass they hide Twat swat salad toss Bitch catch my pitch Stupid whore Beat yer butthole bloody with my knuckle sandwich Take some more metal up yer crack She quivers and moans Up to the elbow, punching her bones Brassknuckle fistfuck SKULLZ 'N TANX You're a pussy if you don't go to war So suck the government's dick you government fucking whore And don't forget to lick Uncle Sam's balls And prepare to die when battle calls Skulls and tanks, death machine Blow off the head of every human being I suck the phallus as it explodes thru my head If I can't fight a war I wanna be dead Pull the trigger, my cock grows bigger Feel my fingers wrestle your throat Squeezing your life away for the goat Skulls and tanks, death machine Blow off the head of every human being Grenade up the ass, bayonet through the eye Decapitated by a shell that came falling from the sky Chemical warfare, bodies with burnt off skin SET YOUR DICK ON FIRE Weenie roast, I'm your host Set your dick on fire Drop your drawers, on all fours Set your dick on fire Barbecue for cheaper, sausage for the reaper Phallus flambé, I think this one's a keeper Set your dick on fire Here comes the mustard!! EAT IT EAT IT Fucking EAT IT!!! |
BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON HUMAN EXTERMINATION PRODUCTS The purpose of my existence Is to expose the lie of yours Pollute and poison, promote global fucking war Happily continue the decay Standing idle as it slips away Idiot humans spoiled rotten, no reason to breed Abort every child, kill every seed Destroy medicinal knowledge to spead fucking disease Cut every throat that walks erect Human beings make me fucking wretch Teach them to kill, humiliate, and deface Kill, murder, mutilate the entire human race Burn every forest that preserves life Pollute every body of water in sight Dont try to resist, theres no reason to fight Exterminate the earth with all of your might Pollute and poison, promote global war Happily continue the decay, stand idle as it slips away Abort every worthless child, kill every seed Destroy medicinal knowledge to spread lethal disease The purpose of my existence Is to expose the worthlessness of life You shall sufferingly perish For your head here's a knife So gather the bombs and stockpile the tools The tools of holocaust Or better yet put a bullet Through your worthless fucking brain D'S SHOWER Wet bliss, yellow piss But there's wax in his ass There's a lincoln log building a cabin Monumental dump waiting to happen His own paws loaded with shit Transfer the excrement to the toilet The brown quiche is ripe, wash no wipe Skin the bean, zestfully clean Dropping the kids off at the wrong pool Don't mind him, he's high on stool Accumulated pressure, let it out!!!! Giving birth to the brown trout Hands of courage, dirty nails Website was full of mail [?] Feces foulness, loose bowels Finish the shower, dry with towels HOT KARL Hot Karl the party king Saran Wrap surprises are what he brings Drink from yer glass and smoke yer grass When you're unconscious you'll taste Karl's ass HOT! KARL! If you pass out, a hot sundae he'll leave Wrap the face, poke holes to breathe Hot Karl has nothing to hide Crapper hole open wide John Holmes' dick sized turd on yer mug Suffocate in wet stool, big bloody butt slug CHILIDOGGIN' Chilidoggin', chilidoggin', shit on your tits Push them shits together and suck it till I jizz Ain't nothing like cummin' on feces-covered breasts You think I give a fuck if it makes a fucking mess? I know you want it (chilidoggin chilidoggin) I know you need it (chilidoggin chilidoggin) It's so sexy (chilidoggin chilidoggin) Stinky and messy Got a box of laxatives and a raging hard dong Ass shower on your jugs, we can get it on When searching for something slick Abandon lube and spit It feels much better with a warm soupy shit Go down on the brown I really mean it Someone's got to clean it Go down on the brown Mmmmm, das right! DRUNK AND CRUCIFIED We've got endless beer, we've got weed in bales We've got all yer women, we've got hammers and nails Because you're drunk and crucified Soon you will be dead And who in the motherfuckin' place ain't scared To party with KNIFETHRUHEAD Party until you die, drunken martyrdom Wasted on the cross, we do this for fun CODPIECE CHRIST Codpiece, codpiece, codpiece Christ Screaming Jesus 12-pack heist Stuffed beer cans to stuff his cod Holy beer run, son of God Codpiece, codpiece, codpiece Christ GOD-PIECE! |
HERE COMES ROCCO aka ANAL SPITTOON Here comes Rocco, here comes Rocco Anal Spittoon, anal spittoon Yeah, here comes Rocco again I PISS IN RANDOM DIRECTIONS When my bladder is full, you better steer clear Urinating out of control, motherfuckers run in fear 'Cause I'm whacked out on pills, meth and beer Giving golden showers to whoever is near Because I piss, I piss in random directions I piss, I piss in random directions Whip out my cock in the fucking pit Fuck this gay show, I piss on it Piss up and down on all the lame ass bands My member squirts wildly without using my hands Whip out my cock in the grocery store Unload on the merchandise and all over the floor Steaming tube steak thrashing like a garden hose Piss in your face and all over your clothes Because I piss, I piss in random directions I piss, I piss in random directions I piss, I piss with a swollen erection I piss 'cause I'm pissed I piss Piss off!! THE MYSTERY OF THE TEA-BAGGIN' NUTT BANDIT Children let me tell you a tale of a mythical man and his cargo van Tonight you'd better say prayers Remember that this story is true so beware He sneaks into your room at night Kinda like the tooth fairy Zorro mask, gloves and black cape And balls that are hairy When you're in a state of deep sleep The bandit takes advantage He pries open your mouth Wild sexual testicle carnage! A secret scrotal assault Vigilante ball-doom blitz What's that nasty taste of salt? Sperm sprayed across your lips Tea baggin, tea baggin, tea baggin – nut bandit Tea baggin, tea baggin, tea baggin - NUT! Tea baggin, tea baggin, tea baggin – nut bandit Wake up choking on his balls! He removes his sack and creeps out of sight A rude awakening in the dead of night Was it just a nightmare or is the legend true? Either way your face is covered in fuckin man-glue! Before you can do shit about it He vanishes into thin air And you're left traumatized With a mouth full of pubic hair Who is this masked outlaw whose nuts swing free? Who is the nut bandit? It's a mystery!! ROADKILL DICKSUCK Tire tracks across a furry dome Your pet's smashed face my dick calls home I fuck road kill 'cause the sex is bitchin Your pet sucks good dick When it's warm, dead and twitching Man's best friend meets my rusty Ford Then I pull over and stab it with my flesh sword Reminds me of a bloody twat! Shoot my load and leave it to rot Raccoon, skunk, or even a possum Squirrel, dog or cat - they all feel awesome Ain't nothing like a fresh killed deer Grab the fucker by the antlers and tax the motherfucker's rear |
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