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 1999 Aggravated Fat Bitch Records 50 pressed (CD w/jewel case) recorded on a 4-track OUT OF PRINT |
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| ASSMASK Whoo! Assmask, baby come on Sit on my face like it was a dong Assmask, smiling bung Inside the glory hole I slip my tongue My nose violates Asshole dialates! Hooaahh! NECROLOVA Oh baby, you look so dead Why don't you come alive and give me head? Oh baby, yer purge tastes so sweet Why dont I stab yer mouth with my meat? YEAH!! Tight sexy rigor mortis cunt Cum in dat ass is what I want Probe my prick against yer stiff walls Oww baby yer giving me blue balls!!! Stab a trocar into yer gut Suck all the shit out of yer fucking butt Pack yer pooper to prevent a fart Erotically embalmed, you stole my heart Seal my bitch in a plastic suit Embalming my baby is such a hoot Stitch up her lips with barbed wire Girl, yer my one and only desire I wanna be yer necro lova Love you like no muthafuckin other Cum in yer puss and all over dat ass Girl yer the one with that rotten carcass Oh baby, you look so dead Why dont you come alive and give me head? Oh baby, yer purge tastes so sweet Why dont I stab yer mouth with my meat? CURBED Your face is smashed and you wonder why Yer fuckin lucky that you didnt die Literally a two faced bitch If you dont recognize you'll be in a ditch 'Cause I'm on a drunken rampage coming after you Kicked to the curb and there's nothing you can fucking do Your dome underneath my heel Unconscious, nothing you can feel Teeth and blood are scattered in the street The gutters are clogged with bone and meat Your face is rearranged into gorrific mutilation A disconected jaw is your initiation You've been curbed beeeoootch!!! You've been curbed beeotch, beeootch, beeeooottccchhh! BRASSKNUCKLE FISTFUCK Slip it on my fingers, knuckles made of brass Shine em up for lovin', shine em in yer ass Knuckles made for beating, now they go inside Brass knuckles are illegal, in your ass they hide Twat swat salad toss Bitch catch my pitch Stupid whore Beat yer butthole bloody with my knuckle sandwich Take some more metal up yer crack She quivers and moans Up to the elbow, punching her bones Brassknuckle fistfuck |
BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON HUMAN EXTERMINATION PRODUCTS The purpose of my existence Is to expose the lie of yours Pollute and poison, promote global fucking war Happily continue the decay Standing idle as it slips away Idiot humans spoiled rotten, no reason to breed Abort every child, kill every seed Destroy medicinal knowledge to spead fucking disease Cut every throat that walks erect Human beings make me fucking wretch Teach them to kill, humiliate, and deface Kill, murder, mutilate the entire human race Burn every forest that preserves life Pollute every body of water in sight Dont try to resist, theres no reason to fight Exterminate the earth with all of your might Pollute and poison, promote global war Happily continue the decay, stand idle as it slips away Abort every worthless child, kill every seed Destroy medicinal knowledge to spread lethal disease The purpose of my existence Is to expose the worthlessness of life You shall sufferingly perish For your head here's a knife So gather the bombs and stockpile the tools The tools of holocaust Or better yet put a bullet Through your worthless fucking brain D'S SHOWER Wet bliss, yellow piss But there's wax in his ass There's a lincoln log building a cabin Monumental dump waiting to happen His own paws loaded with shit Transfer the excrement to the toilet The brown quiche is ripe, wash no wipe Skin the bean, zestfully clean Dropping the kids off at the wrong pool Don't mind him, he's high on stool Accumulated pressure, let it out!!!! Giving birth to the brown trout Hands of courage, dirty nails Website was full of mail Feces foulness, loose bowels Finish the shower, dry with towels SEX & DRUGS & ROCK & ROLL (Ian Dury and Chas Jankel) BLOODY SKROAT Razor incision, bloody castration Ballsack weed pouch on my belt Bongstem piercing Prince Albert style Smoke through yer aching dick |
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 2002 Buried In Hell Records 25 pressed (CD w/cardboard sleeve) recorded live September 26 2002 at the Distillery, Sacramento CA OUT OF PRINT |
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 2006 Buried In Hell Records 500 pressed recorded in 1999 at the Hangar Sacramento, CA engineered by Mike Bender |
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| ASSMASK Whoo! Assmask, baby come on Sit on my face like it was a dong Assmask, smiling bung Inside the glory hole I slip my tongue My nose violates Asshole dialates! Hooaahh! HOT KARL Hot Karl the party king Saran Wrap surprises are what he brings Drink from yer glass and smoke yer grass When you're unconscious you'll taste Karl's ass HOT! KARL! If you pass out, a hot sundae he'll leave Wrap the face, poke holes to breathe Hot Karl has nothing to hide Crapper hole open wide John Holmes' dick sized turd on yer mug Suffocate in wet stool, big bloody butt slug BRASSKNUCKLE FISTFUCK Slip it on my fingers, knuckles made of brass Shine em up for lovin', shine em in yer ass Knuckles made for beating, now they go inside Brass knuckles are illegal, in your ass they hide Twat swat salad toss Bitch catch my pitch Stupid whore Beat yer butthole bloody with my knuckle sandwich Take some more metal up yer crack She quivers and moans Up to the elbow, punching her bones Brassknuckle fistfuck DRUNK AND CRUCIFIED We've got endless beer We've got weed in bales We've got all yer women We've got hammers and nails Because you're drunk and crucified Soon you will be dead And who in the motherfuckin' place ain't scared To party with KNIFETHRUHEAD Party until you die Drunken martyrdom Wasted on the cross We do this for fun |
D'S SHOWER Wet bliss, yellow piss But there's wax in his ass There's a lincoln log building a cabin Monumental dump waiting to happen His own paws loaded with shit Transfer the excrement to the toilet The brown quiche is ripe, wash no wipe Skin the bean, zestfully clean Dropping the kids off at the wrong pool Don't mind him, he's high on stool Accumulated pressure, let it out!!!! Giving birth to the brown trout Hands of courage, dirty nails Website was full of mail Feces foulness, loose bowels Finish the shower, dry with towels HOT KARL KLUB MIXX Mmmm... it's hot in here, are you hot? CURBED Your face is smashed and you wonder why Yer fuckin lucky that you didnt die Literally a two faced bitch If you dont recognize you'll be in a ditch 'Cause I'm on a drunken rampage coming after you Kicked to the curb and there's nothing you can fucking do Your dome underneath my heel Unconscious, nothing you can feel Teeth and blood are scattered in the street The gutters are clogged with bone and meat Your face is rearranged into gorrific mutilation A disconected jaw is your initiation You've been curbed beeeoootch!!! You've been curbed beeotch, beeootch, beeeeoootttccchhhh!! PAUL STANLEY FOLGERS COFFEE COMMERCIAL Oooh I wanna fuck ya right up yo' ass |
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 2004 Cock Energy Records distributed by Buried In Hell Records 500 pressed (10 black vinyl, 5 clear, 485 gray marble) recorded 2002 at Moorder Studios, Orangevale CA except "I Want Your Sex" recorded live in the Will Rogers Park men's room, Beverly Hills, CA |
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| CODPIECE CHRIST Codpiece, codpiece, codpiece Christ Screaming Jesus 12-pack heist Stuffed beer cans to stuff his cod Holy beer run, son of God Codpiece, codpiece, codpiece Christ GOD-PIECE! HERE COMES ROCCO Here comes Rocco, here comes Rocco Anal Spittoon, anal spittoon Yeah, here comes Rocco again I WANT YOUR SEX (George Michael) |
I PISS IN RANDOM DIRECTIONS When my bladder is full, you better steer clear Urinating out of control, motherfuckers run in fear 'Cause I'm whacked out on pills, meth and beer Giving golden showers to whoever is near Because I piss, I piss in random directions I piss, I piss in random directions Whip out my cock in the fucking pit Fuck this gay show, I piss on it Piss up and down on all the lame ass bands My member squirts wildly without using my hands Whip out my cock in the grocery store Unload on the merchandise and all over the floor Steaming tube steak thrashing like a garden hose Piss in your face and all over your clothes Because I piss, I piss in random directions I piss, I piss in random directions I piss, I piss with a swollen erection I piss 'cause I'm pissed I piss Piss Off!! |
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 2004 Buried In Hell Records four-way split with Kuru, World of Lies, and Times of Desperation 500 pressed KTH tracks recorded in 1999 at the Hangar, Sacramento, CA engineered by Mike Bender |
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| SKULLS AND TANKS You're a pussy if you don't go to war So suck the government's dick you government fucking whore And don't forget to lick Uncle Sam's balls And prepare to die when battle calls Skulls and tanks, death machine Blow off the head of every human being I suck the phallus as it explodes thru my head If I can't fight a war I wanna be dead Pull the trigger, my cock grows bigger Feel my fingers wrestle your throat Squeezing your life away for the goat Skulls and tanks, death machine Blow off the head of every human being Grenade up the ass, bayonet through the eye Decapitated by a shell that came falling from the sky Chemical warfare, bodies with burnt off skin |
SET YOUR DICK ON FIRE Weenie roast, I'm your host Set your dick on fire Drop your drawers, on all fours Set your dick on fire Barbecue for cheaper, sausage for the reaper Phallus flambé, I think this one's a keeper Set your dick on fire Here comes the mustard!! EAT IT EAT IT Fucking EAT IT!!! |
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 2008 Wild Huntsman Records 300 pressed recorded live in 2005 at 1001 Del Paso Blvd., Sacramento, CA by (?) |
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| THE MYSTERY OF THE TEA-BAGGIN' NUTT BANDIT He sneaks into your room Kinda like the tooth fairy Zorro mask, black cape And balls that are hairy When you're in a state of deep sleep The bandit takes advantage He pries open your mouth Wild testicle sexual carnage Teabaggin teabaggin teabaggin nut bandit Wake up choking on his balls Before you can do shit about it He vanishes into thin air And you're left traumatized With a mouth full of hair Who is the outlaw whose nuts swing free? Who is the nut bandit? It's a mystery!!!!! |
CHILIDOGGIN' Chilidoggin', chilidoggin' - shit on your tits Press the fuck cakes together and stroke it till I jizz Ain't nothing like cummin' on feces-covered breasts You think I give a fuck if it makes a fucking mess? I know you want it (chilidoggin chilidoggin) I know you need it (chilidoggin chilidoggin) It's so sexy (chilidoggin chilidoggin) Stinky and messy Got a box of laxatives and a raging hard dong Ass shower on your jugs Baby, we can get it on When searching for something slick Abandon lube and spit It feels much better with a warm soupy shit I know you want it (chilidoggin chilidoggin) I know you need it (chilidoggin chilidoggin) It's so sexy (chilidoggin chilidoggin) Stinky and messy |
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 2008 Buried In Hell Records 500 pressed split with Slapendehonden KTH tracks recorded in 1999 at the Hangar, Sacramento, CA engineered by Mike Bender |
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| NECROLOVA Oh baby, you look so dead Why don't you come alive and give me head? Oh baby, yer purge tastes so sweet Why dont I stab yer mouth with my meat? YEAH!! Tight sexy rigor mortis cunt Cum in dat ass is what I want Probe my prick against yer stiff walls Oww baby yer giving me blue balls!!! Stab a trocar into yer gut Suck all the shit out of yer fucking butt Pack yer pooper to prevent a fart Erotically embalmed, you stole my heart Seal my bitch in a plastic suit Embalming my baby is such a hoot Stitch up her lips with barbed wire Girl, yer my one and only desire I wanna be yer necro lova Love you like no muthafuckin other Cum in yer puss and all over dat ass Girl yer the one with that rotten carcass Oh baby, you look so dead Why dont you come alive and give me head? Oh baby, yer purge tastes so sweet Why dont I stab yer mouth with my meat? BLOODY SKROAT Razor incision, bloody castration Ballsack weed pouch on my belt Bongstem piercing Prince Albert style Smoke through yer aching dick |
BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON HUMAN EXTERMINATION PRODUCTS The purpose of my existence Is to expose the lie of yours Pollute and poison, promote global fucking war Happily continue the decay Standing idle as it slips away Idiot humans spoiled rotten, no reason to breed Abort every child, kill every seed Destroy medicinal knowledge to spead fucking disease Cut every throat that walks erect Human beings make me fucking wretch Teach them to kill, humiliate, and deface Kill, murder, mutilate the entire human race Burn every forest that preserves life Pollute every body of water in sight Dont try to resist, theres no reason to fight Exterminate the earth with all of your might Pollute and poison, promote global war Happily continue the decay, stand idle as it slips away Abort every worthless child, kill every seed Destroy medicinal knowledge to spread lethal disease The purpose of my existence Is to expose the worthlessness of life You shall sufferingly perish For your head here's a knife So gather the bombs and stockpile the tools The tools of holocaust Or better yet put a bullet Through your worthless fucking brain |
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 2008 Agromosh Records 1,000 pressed on purplish grey vinyl 5-inch split with Sraight Edge Kegger KTH side recorded 2007 at Old Pee Vinyl, Fair Oaks, CA |
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ROADKILL DICKSUCK Tire tracks across a furry dome Your pet's smashed face my dick calls home I fuck road kill 'cause the sex is bitchin Your pet sucks good dick When it's warm and twitching Man's best friend meets my rusty Ford Then I pull over and stab it with my flesh sword Reminds me of a bloody twat! Shoot my load and leave it to rot Raccoon, skunk, or even a possum Squirrel, dog or cat - they all feel awesome Ain't nothing like a fresh killed deer Grab the fucker by the antlers and tax the motherfucker's rear |
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